Hello lovelies,
As you know we are moving…if I never see another packing box, it will be too soon. Last count? over 150 and I haven’t even packed my 150 implements yet!!!! I wish you all a safe, prosperous, and red bb new year. Time to put together box 160. Packing from hell to get to paradise. More later, be good or else.
SJ
Hello Lovelies,
Yes, another strange title for my post and here’s the explanation. Splotch is one of our bird family members. Bree is working with him to teach him how to sing, as male cockatiels are famous for. Bree found a recording of… wait for it… Somewhere Over the Rainbow. But whistling! Quite amazing. Anyway, Splotch is trying hard to emulate what he is hearing. Although at the moment, his singing sounds like a cross between a raptor and someone at his first violin lesson. Once in a while splotch nails a note, but I don’t think he will be flying down the yellow brick road anytime soon, LOL.
Be good or else,
Sir John
Hello lovelies,
You’re probably wondering what SHB means…spank her bottom? Spank hot Bree? Well no. In fact this post is not about D/s at all. It’s about humanity.
The letters mean Saint Healer Bree, and no truer words have been spoken. I’ve seen Bree heal and nurse animals and same with people. It always amazes and humbles me. She has such a big heart.
Right now, we have a very sick baby bird. Bree not only is taking care of it 24/7, but she figured out a way to help her by rigging up an ingenious apparatus to drain the fluid stuck in the little guy’s throat. We don’t know if he or she is going to make it but I’ll tell you this, Bree is giving he/she the best chance at surviving.
I’d like to think we all would strive to be like Bree. What a different world we’d have if that were even a little true.
Please say a prayer…it’s a baby bird so it doesn’t have to be a big one. I hope if given the opportunity, you can all pay it forward. As Bree does, she’s pretty awesome.
Be good or else,
SJ
Hello lovelies,
Bree says you all like to read about our crazy life and trust me, it’s really crazy. So, here we go.
We all have erogenous zones, but Bree has a very special one. No, not that one, let’s keep it clean shall we?
As you know, we have a new member of our crazy family named Bananas…a cockatiel (AKA Cocky-raptor). Now, you may ask yourself what in the heck does this have to do with erogenous zones? You see Bree’s big, and I mean BIG, button in this area is on her neck, kind of around the Dracula area. I know exactly where it is and, when I bite down, she melts- I mean seriously turns into a puddle and she’s down for the count.
Bananas is a very curious bird, exploring everything and into anything he can either walk on, nibble, or both. He sits on our shoulders, our heads, and often walks across the … drum roll…..backs of our necks. So, I saw Bananas land on Bree’s neck and she giggled because his little feet tickled her, but then she started shaking, her eyes rolled back and ….BAM! A neckgasm! I thought it was hilarious, Bree not so much.
The funniest thing is that Bananas, being a parrot, repeats things that get a reaction. Needless to say…
I told you….crazy life.
Be good or else,
SJ