Things

Hello Lovelies,

I took some time off. So, things, not the kinds you’re thinking of.

As you may or may not know, Bree rescued a fallen sparrow….literally. She nursed her back to health and was all good. Then I found an injured bird in our yard. Bree fixed him up and we put him in the cage with Sophia, the sparrow. They got along great but eventually the bird wanted to get out of the cage and out into the world, which he did. Sophia, however, became depressed that her boyfriend flew the coop, so to speak.

So Bree wanted to get her a new roommate. We went to Petco to find a finch. We did find one but she was already going steady. We couldn’t separate them without feeling guilty, so we now have two finches, thing one and thing two. They dig each other but Sophia wasn’t digging them so they both have their own bird condo.

So now the Hayse Zoo consists of:

2 border collies

1 bunny

1 guinea pig

1 sparrow

2 finches

1 cat

Home sweet home

Be good or else,

SJ

BB Ahoy

Hello Lovelies,

I trust your 4th was uneventful, unless the event included OTK. So here’s the dealio, I told Bree if I see her bb, she gets spanked. Now you may fail to see the dom genius at work here so let me illustrate. Bree cannot stand the heat, I mean she goes into shock if it gets to double digits. We have fans in every room blasting. So more heat, less clothes…feelin me? It’s amusing to watch her walk around trying to be cool but not show her bb.

The other day she was wearing some kind of nightgown thing, nothing underneath, but while trying to navigate her laptop and diamond, she missed sitting on the couch and …bb sighting!!!!! She whined as usual. You’d think she never had 200 spanks before. I was trying to be nice….geeeeez…diamond ran out of the room, princess looked at me like “really??? This again???” Bree whined like a school girl and I was very happy. Just a typical morning at the house of hayse…

Be good or else,

SJ

The Truth Is Way Out There

Hello Lovelies,

So Bree had to be a smart mouth (I know, what are the odds right?). She called me a dumb a$$ in messenger and got a hot red bottom. Guess what happens the next day? You got it, she does the same thing. So I bust her and tell her we will discuss this upstairs. Her explanation was that a friend of hers has access to her account and she wrote it…..no, I’m not joking. The woman, who has lived with me for over 12 years, actually thought that would work. I mean maybe she was playing with a Ouija board and became possessed, maybe aliens took over her laptop, or Princess was practicing her typing…but this??? Come on….

Be good or else,

SJ

Dress Undress

Hello Lovelies,

So Bree has this….how can I put this? If Linda Blair’s voice from the Exorchist could be translated into a piece of clothing, it would be this gown. So I told her to buy 5 new gowns and they rock!

Now, maybe in your world when you buy a new piece of clothing, your husband or boyfriend looks and tells you what he thinks. Not so in casa Hayse…each gown she tried on was very sheer. So my first order was to remove her panties, then she had to bend over in each so I could feel how her bb felt while being spanked. All the gowns passed my test, and that’s how I determine if I like the clothing Bree wears from the waist down.

Be good or else,

SJ

PS I know that I’ll be in the dog….dom house when this is posted but….somethings must be told.

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