Let Them Eat Cake

Hello Lovelies,

As you probably know, Bree had a birthday. Unfortunately, I was out of town on a gig, so I missed it. I’m sure you also know how I feel about birthday traditions….at least Dom traditions, lol.

Bree wanted to celebrate her birthday with some cake, simple enough right? Oh no my little subbies, not in the Hayse house. Everything has its price and Bree had to pay hers.

I won’t tell you how old she is but her bb was about to be very red indeed, lol. Bree loves cake and hates spanks. Well that’s not quite true, she hates hard spanks which is where my spankings start, lol. She whined of course so I told her, “No spanks, no cake.”

So, she’s upstairs pouting now and said forget the cake.

Now, tell me, why would she take a hard spanking to get cake, then say she doesn’t want it? Subbies truly be crazy.

Be good or else,

SJ

Wave to the Queen

Hello Lovelies,

No, this is not about Bree. She believes she’s the queen around here, but it’s about the real undisputed queen of the universe. Drum roll please…..Pricess!!!

Why do I call her the mega queen? Ok dig this, we have an above ground pool, not huge, but big enough. Bree gets in, then Diamond. Princess, however, looks at me as if to say, “Well, pick me up and put me in. I don’t jump.” Excuse me, your highness. Ok she’s  in, Bree’s floating, Diamond is swimming and Princess??? Oh she’s waiting, for what you may ask, I’ll let her tell you.

Hello humans, it’s me, Princess, the one and only. So get this, finally SJ remembers I don’t jump and puts me in the pool, took long enough. What’s with you humans anyway? But I digress, now I’m in and Bree is staring at me. I’m thinking, come on you’re the Mensa head, you can figure this out. Finally, she does and pulls my float, or throne, over to me. Now I can float and wave to my subjects swimming around…..and it’s hot, no drinks? It’s not easy owning humans. See what I mean?

Be  good or else

SJ and Princess

BB Ahoy

Hello Lovelies,

I trust your 4th was uneventful, unless the event included OTK. So here’s the dealio, I told Bree if I see her bb, she gets spanked. Now you may fail to see the dom genius at work here so let me illustrate. Bree cannot stand the heat, I mean she goes into shock if it gets to double digits. We have fans in every room blasting. So more heat, less clothes…feelin me? It’s amusing to watch her walk around trying to be cool but not show her bb.

The other day she was wearing some kind of nightgown thing, nothing underneath, but while trying to navigate her laptop and diamond, she missed sitting on the couch and …bb sighting!!!!! She whined as usual. You’d think she never had 200 spanks before. I was trying to be nice….geeeeez…diamond ran out of the room, princess looked at me like “really??? This again???” Bree whined like a school girl and I was very happy. Just a typical morning at the house of hayse…

Be good or else,

SJ

The Truth Is Way Out There

Hello Lovelies,

So Bree had to be a smart mouth (I know, what are the odds right?). She called me a dumb a$$ in messenger and got a hot red bottom. Guess what happens the next day? You got it, she does the same thing. So I bust her and tell her we will discuss this upstairs. Her explanation was that a friend of hers has access to her account and she wrote it…..no, I’m not joking. The woman, who has lived with me for over 12 years, actually thought that would work. I mean maybe she was playing with a Ouija board and became possessed, maybe aliens took over her laptop, or Princess was practicing her typing…but this??? Come on….

Be good or else,

SJ

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