Bree says you all like to read about our crazy life and trust me, it’s really crazy. So, here we go.
We all have erogenous zones, but Bree has a very special one. No, not that one, let’s keep it clean shall we?
As you know, we have a new member of our crazy family named Bananas…a cockatiel (AKA Cocky-raptor). Now, you may ask yourself what in the heck does this have to do with erogenous zones? You see Bree’s big, and I mean BIG, button in this area is on her neck, kind of around the Dracula area. I know exactly where it is and, when I bite down, she melts- I mean seriously turns into a puddle and she’s down for the count.
Bananas is a very curious bird, exploring everything and into anything he can either walk on, nibble, or both. He sits on our shoulders, our heads, and often walks across the … drum roll…..backs of our necks. So, I saw Bananas land on Bree’s neck and she giggled because his little feet tickled her, but then she started shaking, her eyes rolled back and ….BAM! A neckgasm! I thought it was hilarious, Bree not so much.
The funniest thing is that Bananas, being a parrot, repeats things that get a reaction. Needless to say…
I told you….crazy life.
Be good or else,