You Might be a Masochist if…

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Hello lovelies,

How are you all? A brief update: Bree is healing…slowly, but a little better every day. In no small part because of all of you, so thank you.

Now to our title…I am sure some of you have heard the comedian that says “You might be a redneck if…” so I thought I would make it more appropriate for you.

You might be a masochist if…

  • You’re in the middle of a caning and you say “Is that all you got?”
  • You record a movie that has a whipping scene and you rewind it so many times your DVR breaks
  • You check your marks after a session and are disappointed that they only cover half your bottom
  • As a reward you ask for a severe session
  • For Christmas you ask Santa to whip you
  • You can’t seem to find a severe enough spanking video online
  • Your dream vacation is one week of confinement and torture
  • You own a spanking machine and write the maker to see if he can make you one that goes to level 11
  • You practice smart remarks in the mirror before your next session

Be good, or else…

SJ

3 thoughts on “You Might be a Masochist if…

  1. Nope, couldn’t honestly say yes to any of them, tho some were funny… Does D/s automatically mean you are or should be into pain?
    Feel better Bree! Still sending healing thoughts…

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