Just A Thought

Hello lovelies,

This will be the closest I ever get to a vanilla post. I was thinking, especially how the world is and where its going, maybe it’s time to enter 2018 in a much more positive way.

So consider this, friendships or loved ones that have been weighing heavy in your heart because of hate or holding a grudge, how about we forgive and let that hate go.

I’m not saying forgiveness means you condone a wrong, but what would the world look like if we could all lighten our souls in this way? Is it a nieve notion? Probably. Do I think any of you will do it? Doubtful. But I figure what do I have to lose by putting forth the notion. Anyway, wishing you all a red bottomed new year (I said CLOSE to vanilla).

Be good or else,


Breanna Humbug

Hello lovelies,

I trust you had a nice Christmas and got the presents you wanted if you were good and what you deserve if you were on the naughty list. So as you know Bree hates holidays, especially Christmas; however, her eyes light up like a kid on Christmas morning on the after holiday sales day: trees, ornaments, everything you need for xmas 12 mo from now. And of course, nothing says happy holidays like a neon pink tree. Yes, she got one with all the lights and ornaments she could attach to its one foot frame. It may be small, but I contend it could induce a seizure in an unsuspecting human once plugged in. Now she’s happy and full of holiday spirit, why? Because the holiday is over!!!!! And she got everything for 50 percent off, lol. So only 12 more months to go!

Be good or else,


P.S. Oh yes, she got a nice red xmas bb spanking for running around the store pushing every stuffed animal that played a xmas song. The cacophony of melodies had parents holding their ears and some little kids crying…ho ho ho indeed.

Man vs. Machine

Hello Lovlies,

Happy Holidays!

So Bree lost her subbie mind and said our spanking machine spanks harder than I do….never challenge a Dom on his spanking prowess.

I said OK the machine will paddle your left cheek and I’ll take your right. After securing her to the bench in position we began 10 for each side. The machine went first at level 10, and she yelled with each stroke and got a little teary and resulted in a nice red bottom, not too bad.

Now time for the real deal…she did better than I though she would. She made it three before begging for mercy and declaring me the winner of course. Machine 0, Dom 1.

Oh and I delivered the full 10 even though I won at 3….a nice bruised cheek. Subbies be crazy…

Ho Ho Ho

Be good or else…


Sometimes You Have to Switch Things Up

Hello Lovelies,

Well as some of you may know, Bree and I got the boarders in the car and took off for a day at a secluded cabin that I booked. We had a great time and Bree has a reminder of our trip, some nice red stripes on her bottom.

You see once we settled in, we went for a walk to explore the property. I told her to be careful while walking around but she kept walking fast, not watching where she was going. I warned her, “Bree, you’re going to fall. Slow down.” But no and ….boom right on her bottom.

She wasn’t hurt but I was not pleased. I told her, “If you want something to do, go get a switch and get back to the cabin.”

Of course she began whining and apologizing for not listening to me but it was too little and too late. When we got back, I told her to get her pants and panties down and touch her toes. After she had done so, I began scolding her about listening to me and not being so reckless.

25 red stripes later, she was in the corner. She is quite sore today with some nice red stripes.

Maybe I had a better time on our trip than she did, lol.

Be good or else,


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