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Brat Pack Shenanigans Part 1: Don’t hide your Doms implements…

 

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So Mama has asked us to write about some of our “brat pack” shenanigans as I am sometimes….I will stress…SOMETIMES….the instigator for them (hehe sorry Papa) I thought I would share some stories 🙂 I will preface this that I DO call Bree Mama and SJ Papa….that is who they are to me; and Nik and Isabella are my sisters….Nik, Isa and I tend to umm get into unforseen situations…so here goes:

On our most recent trip to celebrate the Hayse family Christmas, we found out new implements had been bought (see Papa’s recent post with pictures of said monstrosities)…the one we shall address is the “dana paddle” as we call it or, if you prefer, holyhellmotherofallevil paddle….both work 🙂

To say the dana paddle is a furniture climbing implement is an understatement….What is a furniture climbing implement you ask?…Well, it’s one that is SO evil, it WILL make you climb and leap furniture to get away…Unfortunately Papa WILL catch you, and considering he can pick us up with one hand…eh…climbing doesn’t always work.

So that night, after we’d had our introduction to the evil dana…Nik, Isa and I had a slumber party in the family room….Giggling and talking away like we always do…when all of a sudden Nik says:

Nik: *whispers…loudly* did Daddy leave the dana on the couch?!
Me and Isa: *sit straight up…whisper even louder* where??!
Nik: *pointing fearfully at the end of the couch* um…there
Isa: No way!
Me: think he’d notice burnt rubber in the fireplace?
*all 3 of us giggle loudly*
Me: *after the laughing fit* no…seriously…
Isa: Piper no.
Nik: Piper NO!!
Me: ohhh I’m doing it….ok maybe I won’t burn…but I’m hiding it…
Isa: Piper, hell no!
Nik: Piper.. think for a second…
Me: Too late to go back now!! *as im holding the dreaded dana…looking around for a hiding spot*
Me: Ok if we kinda push it off where papa left it anyway, AND he happens to look for it…he’ll think it fell and jeeze. ..HE’S the one that left it out…he KNOWS we hate this thing. …it’s like required by law we hide it!!! (Nik here, that was totally my idea, Piper was gonna just throw it behind the sofa).
Nik: wha wha?
Isa: wurrdd
Me: *proceed to push it…hard….behind the couch*…serves it right!
All three of us start giggling/laughing/snorting maniacally when all of a sudden we hear their bedroom door open and footsteps….all three of us freeze like deer in the headlights then scramble to get back in bed, while grabbing our phones to pretend we’re doing something. ..and here comes Papa….and all we could think?  …we’re dead…he knows we hid it…I’m blaming Isabella…lol So as we all pretend…badly…since I think I had my phone upside down… to be doing something…we hear Papa say:

Papa: Since you girls are so wide awake and laughing this loud…It made me realize I forgot bedtime spankings.

Instead of the usual groan…he got…ok! By all three of us because of the relief of NOT getting caught. So…how does this story end? When Isabella and I left after the vacation, and went home…she sent a message from the airport where we hid it….next trip she’s getting paybacks 🙂

Nik here, yea Isa  folded and told Daddy we hid the paddle. Of course he asked me about it and if I was aware that it was hidden (because even though Isa told Daddy, she didn’t rat Piper and I out, she said SHE hid it. BUT, he knew better. I had to confess at that point and get the paddle and give it to him. Which was the beginning of 7 nights of the dana. Which was totally not worth it. Well, actually maybe it was cause we all three had punishment spankings coming and with the dana out of the picture, we were saved from its evilness… But the week of the dana after was no walk in the park.

**Stay tuned for our next story which involves…sneaking out of the house at 2am…climbing trees and tire swings…and maybe a ghost 🙂

Love, Piper,Nik & Isa!

But…Fine! Whatever!!!!

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Hello, my little subbies!
Have you missed me?

Okay, lets get right to it..What is up with the heading? I am so glad you asked!
There are three words Doms never want to hear a sub say-

Word #1: But (not to be confused with butt)
Dom: “Nik! Go to the corner,”
Nik: “But…”
Ding, ding, ding! Wrong and thanks for playing! Your reward is the Dana (for those of you who are not aware of the Wallop, Curse of Dana paddle, check this out.. It is a great self spanker, too. Just ask the girls!

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The WALLOP is made with 1/2″ thick High Grade Heavy 3 ply Conveyor Belt with rubber on both sides. The total length including the handle is approximately 14″ long and the spanking surface is 4″ x 3″ with slightly beveled edges. Two 1/4″ Delrin rods connect the spanking surface to the handle. This gives the piece incredible flexibility and whipping action. With little effort you can really apply the sting and pain.
To respond using the word ‘but‘ is the attempt to engage in some sort of subbie weaseling or make excuses, and will only get you in deeper trouble.

Word #2: FINE!
Dom: “Because you had to talk back, you will also be grounded.”
Nik: “Fine!”
Uh oh… Ding, Ding, Ding! Wrong again!
So, for this little smart attitude, your darling bottom gets to meet Miss Dana and Mr. Cane!
To use this word to to end the conversation is just another way of telling your Dom to zip it. NOT a wise move, my dears.

Word#3: Whatever…
This word is bad news for a subbie bottom. Not only is it dismissive and rude, but very disrespectful. Someone I know (Nik) likes to combine the last two words. My, my….
So Miss Dana and Mr. Cane are joined, in love, by the heart paddle…

imageThe Heart Attack Paddle has an overall length of almost 14″. The red heart is approximately 4″ with two flexible Delrin rods holding it to the handle. The heart is made with High Density Polyethylene and features a textured matte surface with beveled edges.  OW!!!
Need I say what this word is equivalent to in the vanilla world? Oh, please feel free to use your imaginations… Because, yes… It is telling your Dom to essentially take a flying leap off a high cliff. And using “Fine, whatever” together… Tsk tsk. You obviously never valued your ability to sit.

So, my poor delusional darlings, I know that, in subbie land, you believe these are perfectly valid responses. They are not …not now.. Not ever.

Now, why would I take the time to tell you these things? It is simple. I truly do care about all of you and am trying to save you some painful consequences here ..
Ask yourself ..okay, so if we can’t talk back, what are we supposed to say?
WITHOUT rolling your eyes, say ‘yes sir’ or, if appropriate, ‘no sir.’
It boggles my mind that subbies fail to grasp this simple rule- no whining …no excuses and no dismissive comments. Bite your tongues! Trust me, quiet is your friend…
Bree always says she won’t have anything but a little stump left in her mouth (and she can be mouthy, trust me), but at least she is able to sit for dinner.

Ahh, I hear it now in subbie harmony
“But, it’s not fair! Okay, Fine! Whatever!!!!!

Try and be good,
SJ

Severe Punishment…What exactly should you expect.

 

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Well what to write about? Sometimes it’s hard to think of something that may be of interest but today I want to talk about levels of punishment. I knew that would get your attention my lovelies. OK  we have talked  about maintenance  reminders, brat punishments, etc. But not really about when severity is needed.

Now  in Bree’s case this is not needed very often. However, some of you certainly have earned this. So what does that mean?  Torture?  Bondage?  Having to listen to Kenny G? OK, that last one is too Desade, even for me…

A severe punishment is much different than just a hard one. For me, I like to  have the subbie bound over my spanking bench. Not only is this a humiliating position, but one she cannot even wiggle out of. So the bb is  presented perfectly and if need be the thighs, once in this position  the subbie knows this is serious  and will be very painful. I will probably use my hand some, maybe up to 70%  in some cases. My usual spankings are around 30% for a hard one. Once the sub feels the difference she knows she is in really deep. This is usually where the begging and whining starts. Which of course, I ignore.  Now  a severe punishment requires two things;  A lot of implements, and very painful strokes. Oh and time… It takes quite a long time.

Implements i would use are small wood paddle w/holes,  large school paddle, attitude adjustment paddle, all wood brush, strap, OTK thin cane, school cane, singapore thick cane, rug beater, small rug beater, large tawse – thin and thick.

Now if you did not faint, you can see this is a punishment to be avoided at all costs. And yes, I have applied this, so its not a fantasy. It’s as real as it gets.

I am  feeling a bit Desade today so i thought I would write a post from that perspective.  If you are curious of a subbie’s position over a spanking bench, just google images. I think you will get the idea.

Good to be back.  Be good or else.

SJ

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Reminder Spankings…

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Hello lovelies. As you all know, I am married to the famous Breanna Hayse. I am going to let you all peek into the window of our world for a very special moment …No, stop giggling. Not that kind of moment… Now settle down, this should be interesting to you all, and hopefully educational.

Bree is of course, one of the best authors on the planet. She is also smart. I mean Mensa, Big Bang smart.  Beautiful, funny, with a heart that is the biggest I have ever encountered.  And last but certainly not least, very, very spankable.  However, there  are times a Dom must reenforce his position as alpha in the D/s dynamic, even if, as in Brees case, she is well behaved 99% of the time.  It’s not a punishment, just a reminder to the sub, or in this case Bree. She may be famous and have tons of fans, etc. but she is still first and foremost my submissive. So I decided to have a session with Bree to illustrate this. Did she want to? No, but thats the point, is it not? Total submission.

So I started by telling her to assume the sub position on the bed and wait. She did so right away, bb up, as I lectured her on who owned her bb and who it is she is submissive to.  I had also decided this would be an evaluation of sorts. Bree has been training with me many, many years. Therefore I was sure her behavior would demonstrate what all subbies should aspire to.  She did not disappoint. I informed her to come otk, bb up. I instructed her to place her palms flat on the floor. She was to receive 50 hand spanks.  Not punishment velocity, but sound. If she moved out of position even on number 49, all would start over.  She did very well holding her position and getting a cherry red bottom. I really only used maybe 15% of spanking force, but it still had her teary eyed. Now hold on before I get the Mr. Meanie chant,  and you light torches and storm the castle…Listen, I never said I did not have a sadistic streak, and I love seeing Brees bb cherry red. especially if I just painted it with my hand. Tears are moot. This is total submission ..Ok, back in position. I then informed her she would get 15 in the same position with the wood paddle. Same rules.  The tears were flowing a little more but, she held her position. I was so proud of her.  But the biggest test was yet to come.  Drum roll please………….6 of the best- school cane- in sub position.   Not very hard but a cane does not have to be hard to impart a good sting. I must say, she was very good. However, she did cry. I then asked again who owns your bottom?  She answered tearfully “you do Sir.” Who is your Dom? “you are sir” etc.

Her bottom was now a beautiful crimson red, with a few cane stripes. She was as perfect a compliant subbie as any Dom could want. An example all of you should aspire to. There were then hugs, kisses, and after care, and praise.  I am so proud to call her my submissive, and honored to be her Dom

Still think I am Mr. Meanie? Put out those torches and get to bed!

Be good or else.

SJ

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