Somewhere Over the Splotchbow

Hello Lovelies,

Yes, another strange title for my post and here’s the explanation. Splotch is one of our bird family members. Bree  is working with him to teach him how to sing, as male cockatiels are famous for.  Bree found a recording of… wait for it… Somewhere Over the Rainbow. But whistling! Quite amazing. Anyway, Splotch is trying hard to emulate what he is hearing. Although at the moment, his singing sounds like a cross between a raptor and someone at his first violin lesson. Once in a while splotch nails a note, but  I don’t think he will be flying down the yellow brick road anytime soon, LOL.

Be good or else,

Sir John

BigOcatiels

Hello lovelies,

Bree says you all like to read about our crazy life and trust me, it’s really crazy. So, here we go.

We all have erogenous zones, but Bree has a very special one. No, not that one, let’s keep it clean shall we?

As you know, we have a new member of our crazy family named Bananas…a cockatiel (AKA Cocky-raptor). Now, you may ask yourself what in the heck does this have to do with erogenous zones? You see Bree’s big, and I mean BIG, button in this area is on her neck, kind of around the Dracula area. I know exactly where it is and, when I bite down, she melts- I mean seriously turns into a puddle and she’s down for the count.

Bananas is a very curious bird, exploring everything and into anything he can either walk on, nibble, or both. He sits on our shoulders, our heads, and often walks across the … drum roll…..backs of our necks. So, I saw Bananas land on Bree’s neck and she giggled because his little feet tickled her, but then she started shaking, her eyes rolled back and ….BAM! A neckgasm! I thought it was hilarious, Bree not so much.

The funniest thing is that Bananas, being a parrot, repeats things that get a reaction. Needless to say…

I told you….crazy life.

Be good or else,

SJ

Let Them Eat Cake

Hello Lovelies,

As you probably know, Bree had a birthday. Unfortunately, I was out of town on a gig, so I missed it. I’m sure you also know how I feel about birthday traditions….at least Dom traditions, lol.

Bree wanted to celebrate her birthday with some cake, simple enough right? Oh no my little subbies, not in the Hayse house. Everything has its price and Bree had to pay hers.

I won’t tell you how old she is but her bb was about to be very red indeed, lol. Bree loves cake and hates spanks. Well that’s not quite true, she hates hard spanks which is where my spankings start, lol. She whined of course so I told her, “No spanks, no cake.”

So, she’s upstairs pouting now and said forget the cake.

Now, tell me, why would she take a hard spanking to get cake, then say she doesn’t want it? Subbies truly be crazy.

Be good or else,

SJ

Raptor Raptor Rap

Hello Lovelies,

Bree is back to building up her tolerance and whining about it daily, lol. We also have some new citizens at Jurassic Hayse….cockatiels. We are hand-feeding/weening them and keeping one for Bree. The little baby looks just like baby blue from Jurassic Park! Last night Princess went up to the cage and the baby did the raptor hiss. She figured it was hungry (or something) and went straight into Border therapy/Nanny mode. It totally freaked her out and she needs to make all better, lol. Anyway, things are crazy as usual but wouldn’t it be boring to be normal?

Be good or else,

SJ

Oh, Yeah! Did you guys see that my beautiful wife started an art therapy blog?  She’s already sold most of her paintings AND is under commission to make more!!! She’s blowing me away (as always)!

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