I was going to continue my post from last time and include females that should be spanked in 2015 but, I was thinking about all the excuses I have heard over the years from subbies regarding having their punishment books turned in on time. Here are some of my favorites and yes, I have really heard these at one time or another:
- I was abducted by aliens.
- I thought we were done with that?
- I did not want to depress you.
- Someone broke in last night and stole my book!
- What book?
- I had a blister on my finger and could not write.
- I don’t want to.
- My computer exploded.
- I was caught in a tornado…(She lived in California)
- I thought it was subbie no book week.
- Was that due today?
- I think I have malaria.
- Why are you so mean?