Yes thats right. As I lay here on my bed, eating a pickle and chocolate pudding, I am wondering… am I stupid or am I just insane? Not because of the pickle/pudding thing. Thats actually yummy. No this has to do with when stupid just grows, expands, blows up into full blown insanity.
So I guess your probably wondering what the heck (notice I did not curse) I am talking about. Well I will tell you. I managed to earn a book entry-50 hand, 25 with the OTK paddle and 15 with the school paddle due to calling Bre stupid and saying duck with an F in front of it and the D removed (twice). So yea, thats stupid right? Well thennnnnnn, a friend sent Bre and I easter baskets. Which Bre, in her usual fashion, took over and stole stuff out of my basket. And when I complained to Daddy, I was told to stop bickering.
Now, I guess considering the fact that we spent the better part of the day shopping for furniture, should have been enough of a warning to not tick him off. Because like most men, shopping is not as exciting as it is for us girls. But remember, I am either stupid or insane or by this point maybe both. In any case, I did keep pushing things because darnit, that bear was mine not hers and the giraffe is definitely mine. Yes folks, we are talking about stuffed animals here. And again, I realize that toys are probably pretty stupid to fight over but they were in my basket and she took them and Daddy just let her do it! Is that fair? I think not.
So, again, I complained to Daddy that its not fair-he said he would decide who gets what-which may or may not go in my favor. So what did it get me? A hand spanking 100 and 15 with the brush. Hmph. So not fair! My stuff gets stolen and I get spanked. Where is the justice?
Of course, I should have just kept my mouth shut and snuck in and stole them back from Bre. Kept Daddy out of it completely. But noooooo… Cause remember? I am insanely stupid. Or stupidly insane.
Now you know why I am laying on my tummy while writing this blog post. Eating a pickle and chocolate pudding.