As you may or may not know, my birthday is coming up soon. Yes, I’m sure you are all just waiting to blast your keyboard with “you’re so old jokes.” Hey, 120 is not old and for your information I don’t look a day over 90.
Dig this, Bree got her royalties in and said, “Come on let’s go somewhere.”
I figured, antique store, ice cream parlor, maybe japanese sushi, so imagine my surprise when we pull into Best Buy.
“Huh? What are we doing here,” I remarked.
“Just follow me,” Bree said.
Now for those of you who have seen 2001 Light Show or Raiders of the Lost Ark, the ark opened, or a vintage 59 Les Paul guitar. You know that moment. How you felt when your eyes beheld those sights. That’s how I felt as I stood, jaw to the floor, while my eyes were bathed in almost surreal colors on wide thin screens of nirvana.
It’s the tv section!!!!
Bree said “What do think about this one?”
It was monolith huge, with a picture, I felt, I could dive into.
“Well? What do you think? You want it?”
I thought I had gone deaf for a second, surely she did not really say that, did she?
I’m not ashamed to say, I may have wept. My amazing wife, brilliant author, mensa head, cuter than a baby groot. is buying this for me? Top of the line, theatre quality, 4x HD.
Excuse me, I need a moment…I’m back. I want to thank my lovely lady for such an amazing gift, wow. Its going to be here next week, I’m camping out on the porch.
Be good, or else…