The Brush Off

Hello Lovelies,

So here’s a little story and a question.

Bree decided to brat some, she was jonsing for a spanking, lol. Anyway she got a few and was told to settle down or she would get the brush.

She did not like that and threw a temper tantrum. About 5 mins later, she was in the corner whining with a flaming red bb. I did warn her but she decided to push me.

Here’s my question: Do you feel littles should only be spanked by hand or also with a brush or paddle if they keep acting out?

Be good or else,


Look Into My Eyes

Hello Lovelies,

I want to talk about something that will make things a little easier for your Doms (for a change lol). Doms range in skill, some are great at discipline, some scolding, some more mental than others, etc. But one thing your Doms cannot do…(unless he is an alien, lol)… is read your mind.

If something is a problem for you, especially a hard limit, tell him. Don’t think he can read you and know. Instead of getting mad, remember you did not say anything. So how would he know?

A Dom will respect your hard limits if he knows what they are, but don’t forget you have to tell him.

Trust me, even if it is hard or embarrassing, you’ll be much better off. Better that then a session going bad or even a nice day ruined over lack of communication.

Be good or else,



Red at Both Ends


Hello lovelies,

So I was at a gig which ended early but Bree did not know this. Evidently she behaves in a rather surprising manner when I’m not around. No, it isn’t what you’re thinking, lol.

She was on dragon speak reading from one of her books, rather ……hmmmmmmmm how do I say this, enthusiastically? I stood there for a while and when she finally saw me, she screamed like she was in a session.

She then turned redder than her bottom from her last spanking, so funny.

There is never a dull moment around here…

Be good or else,



Hello lovelies,

As you all know I love smart women, I mean come on, I married one, right? But sometimes she’s too smart for her bottoms own good.

Take last night for example, Bree was supposed to be upstairs sleeping. I’m downstairs watching a horror movie. It’s getting good, they are about to unmask the killer and ….. the screen goes off and comes back on with a bunch of Minions running around, huh??

What happened? How did I get on Netflix and why in the world would I play a Minions movie?

Then it hit me, BREE!!!

Somehow she’s behind this. I run upstairs, open the door and she is grinning like the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. She is also hiding something under the covers.

“Ok, give it up.” I say.

She then says, “What? I was sleeping.”

“Really??? With the light on and this??” I pulled back the covers and there is her ipad and guess what?

Big brain figured out how to cast Netflix downstairs. The next 5 mins were filled with the sounds of Minions laughing and Bree whining and yelling from the bb blistering she got.

Then I took her ipad, tucked her in and went back to my movie. Oh yes, the killer was dead, the movie was over and I had no idea who he was after investing an hr of my time, UGGGGGGG.

Some where Minions are laughing.

Be good or else,


Fight, Flight, or Bite


Hello Lovelies,

So Bree is whining again… “Let go of my ear! Don’t grab my ponytail! You spank too hard!” you know the usual. You see, Bree wants a Dom but on her terms. She wants to be sassy and get spanked, but then say, “Ok, that’s good. I’m done.” When I keep going, then she starts fighting. Well fighting to her, it is really just moving around all wormlike until she tires out. But until that happens, which can be a long 30 seconds, she has to be held in place. Of course the more she resists the more force must be used, which is where all the whining comes from. Then she makes a BIG mistake, SHE BITES!!!! She then proceeds to whine even louder when she is disciplined all over again. You all see the pattern here, right? Why can’t subbies just accept their fate? LOL

Be good or else…


No License. No Sitting.

Hello lovelies,
So for those of you that have Doms, I have a question: What do they consider…serious offences? Bree committed one and is not happy about the consequence. The offence? Forgetting her wallet with her driver’s license, not once but TWICE. This is on my serious list, which means…a severe session. You see Bree is a Big with me, so she gets disciplined as such: brush, paddle, and cane. She’s not sitting at the moment, maybe tomorrow? LOL, good to be the Dom!
Be good or else….

Acid Flashback on Wheels

Hello lovelies,

You’re probably shaking your heads. Let me explain, and let me just say, a little love and some subbie hugs would really help, as I have a sad tale to tell. Very sad.

As you may or may not know, we have needed a new car for a while. Well, Bree has so I bought her the car she’s been wanting for a long time. It’s called a Smart Car. For those of you that don’t know what that is, let me ask you, have you ever seen Honey I Shrunk The Kids? If so, imagine Rick Moranis came to your house and zapped your car. That’s now a Smart Car. Its very cute and very very un-Dom like. I mean very-to-infinity un-Dom like.

Yet, I took it to get gas because Bree does not pump gas. White girls can’t pump lol. I’m still funny even in my misery. It did not help that, a too cool for school, black mustang cobra pulled in next to me. I felt like George Jetson, and Batman had just pulled up. The guy gave me a look that said it all and I had to restrain myself from picking up the car and putting it in the trash.

Cut to a few hours later when Bree asked me if I had checked the mail. I said “No.”

She said “Go check, my eyelashes shipped.”

Now I’m not saying I know a lot about women but I’m pretty sure UPS does not deliver eyelashes. So I said “huh?”

Then Bree said something that chilled me to the bone, and has caused nightmares ever since. “You know eyelashes for my new car!!!!”

I laughed. She didn’t, bad sign.

“Bree,” I said very calmly, “you’re kidding right?”

Well she was not kidding. Imagine you’re driving and a giant female cartoon lady bug pulls up behind you with eyelashes! I can just see this causing all the old hippies to have acid flashbacks and go running for cover.

You all know I love Bree. She’s cute, funny, smart, and really spankable, there are not many things I wouldn’t do for her but driving the lady bug with lashes is not one of them.

Are you feeling my pain?

I told Bree to start practicing because I’m not taking that acid flashback to the gas station, or anywhere else for that matter. This should not be happening to a dom. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg.

Be good, or else…



Hello lovelies,

I am sure you are all wondering, what STI is? Hang on, I’m going to explain.

It affects subbies of all kinds, newbies and experienced subs. Unfortunately, there is no cure. The treatment can put the affliction in remission but it’s only temporary and very painful.

The symptoms can appear out of nowhere and may include, wringing of hands, loss of eye contact, squirming and possible teary eyes. These are usually proceeded by a Dom’s questions like, “You got a ticket for going how fast?” or “Why did you disobey my orders?” or “Did you really call me that?”

As if in a trance the subbie repeats over and over to explain STI…STI…which means…Subbie Temporary Insanity.

This disease affects subbies worldwide. Doms have been working on a cure since the dawn of time, to no avail. It’s rumored, in the newly discovered dead sea scrolls, there is a short passage stating…“Adam said to Eve. ‘What were you thinking?’ Her answer? ‘STI’.

It’s not known if treatment was administered right away. We can only hope. So reach out to your subbie sisters. Spread the word about this terrible pathogen. We can find a cure together. Here’s to a brighter tomorrow.

Be good, or else…


Do Tell

Hello lovelies,

This question came up recently, when is it appropriate to tell on another sub?

Now I know you all stick together like a big subbie sorority.

That would be a great video, especially initiation night you…sorry, went away for a few seconds, I’m back now.

Back to my query, when would you tell on another sub? I know you all like getting others in trouble, no eye rolling, you know I’m right. But what if your subbie sister was being self-destructive? Abusing drugs? Alcohol? Speeding? Would you tell her Dom or leave it to him to find out?

Chime in and let me know.

Be good, or else…


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