The apocalypse is here.
Time has stood still.
Hell has frozen over.
Pigs are flying.
Kenny G is not playing a gazillion notes.
The earth has stopped spinning.
UFOs have landed on the white house lawn.
The Mayans were right.
Zombies are real.
And how do I know these things my lovelies? There can be only one explanation. One real truth. One indisputable fact.
Bree was on time for her 2:oo appointment yesterday and with an implement!
Get your spankings in quickly the end is near!!!
Be good, or else…