Hello, my little subbies!
Have you missed me?
Okay, lets get right to it..What is up with the heading? I am so glad you asked!
There are three words Doms never want to hear a sub say-
Word #1: But (not to be confused with butt)
Dom: “Nik! Go to the corner,”
Nik: “But…”
Ding, ding, ding! Wrong and thanks for playing! Your reward is the Dana (for those of you who are not aware of the Wallop, Curse of Dana paddle, check this out.. It is a great self spanker, too. Just ask the girls!
The WALLOP is made with 1/2″ thick High Grade Heavy 3 ply Conveyor Belt with rubber on both sides. The total length including the handle is approximately 14″ long and the spanking surface is 4″ x 3″ with slightly beveled edges. Two 1/4″ Delrin rods connect the spanking surface to the handle. This gives the piece incredible flexibility and whipping action. With little effort you can really apply the sting and pain.
To respond using the word ‘but‘ is the attempt to engage in some sort of subbie weaseling or make excuses, and will only get you in deeper trouble.
Word #2: FINE!
Dom: “Because you had to talk back, you will also be grounded.”
Nik: “Fine!”
Uh oh… Ding, Ding, Ding! Wrong again!
So, for this little smart attitude, your darling bottom gets to meet Miss Dana and Mr. Cane!
To use this word to to end the conversation is just another way of telling your Dom to zip it. NOT a wise move, my dears.
Word#3: Whatever…
This word is bad news for a subbie bottom. Not only is it dismissive and rude, but very disrespectful. Someone I know (Nik) likes to combine the last two words. My, my….
So Miss Dana and Mr. Cane are joined, in love, by the heart paddle…
The Heart Attack Paddle has an overall length of almost 14″. The red heart is approximately 4″ with two flexible Delrin rods holding it to the handle. The heart is made with High Density Polyethylene and features a textured matte surface with beveled edges. OW!!!
Need I say what this word is equivalent to in the vanilla world? Oh, please feel free to use your imaginations… Because, yes… It is telling your Dom to essentially take a flying leap off a high cliff. And using “Fine, whatever” together… Tsk tsk. You obviously never valued your ability to sit.
So, my poor delusional darlings, I know that, in subbie land, you believe these are perfectly valid responses. They are not …not now.. Not ever.
Now, why would I take the time to tell you these things? It is simple. I truly do care about all of you and am trying to save you some painful consequences here ..
Ask yourself ..okay, so if we can’t talk back, what are we supposed to say?
WITHOUT rolling your eyes, say ‘yes sir’ or, if appropriate, ‘no sir.’
It boggles my mind that subbies fail to grasp this simple rule- no whining …no excuses and no dismissive comments. Bite your tongues! Trust me, quiet is your friend…
Bree always says she won’t have anything but a little stump left in her mouth (and she can be mouthy, trust me), but at least she is able to sit for dinner.
Ahh, I hear it now in subbie harmony
“But, it’s not fair! Okay, Fine! Whatever!!!!!
Try and be good,
SJ
What’s this I hear about a robospanker? I don’t have anyone to spanking me.
indeed there are such things , we do have one but its a bit in dis repair at the moment …lots of video clips of this online
Word #1: But
Dom: “Go to the corner,”
sub: “But…you’re too amazingly smart and ridiculously good looking and I might miss you”
Word #2: FINE!
Dom: “Because you had to talk back, you will also be grounded.”
sub: “Fine don’t take my compliments. I was just trying to be nice, caring and above all honest”
Word#3: Whatever…
Dom: Waa, waa, waa, waa
sub: Whatever your heart desires?!
Those have to be decent alternatives to the words presented because tongue biting hurts.
Have you ever bitten your tongue on purpose? Does that actually work? I like your response. (I can tell you that because I don’t have rules anymore.)
I am surprised I have a tongue left… I even went and bought myself an adult pacifier to stick in my mouth because, when it opens and starts talking back, SOMEONE gets awfully mean and I LIKE being able to sit comfortably. Unlike the little sister who still insists on getting the final word. Even if that word is OW!!!
Just sayin….
Ya know…I hid that damn evil dana paddle REALLY well….if someone hadn’t snitched it would STILL be missing to this day!!
Hey it’s not my fault guilt got the best of me…….hehe
Oh and sorry again sir 😉
Guilt smuilt…. the 2am sneak outta the house and boost isa’s butt up in a tree to get a cell signal WHILE sneaking beer didn’t bring you guilt!!
Remind me again….he knew about that one right? Or am I gonna get a “piper” call lol
Well firstly I can’t explain the non guilt for that. Musta been a guilt free miracle moment. Lol. And No!!!! He did not know but he does now little miss spill everything……geeeeezzzzzz……I’m pleading the 5th now…….Oy!
Really Piper? Shut the H-e double hockey sticks up!
hmmmm interesting …..thanks for finally confessing ..i am sure your sisters are really happy with you right now lol oh i do like the heart paddle ..and i have about 5 other implements they will be quite appropriate to deal with this little deception
yes but the heart paddle awaits and its much more stingy …so you get the original for hiding and then then new one for …well hiding the old one good job lol
I’m not exactly sure it was sneaking……..what is your definition of sneaking?…….like we weren’t exactly tip toeing out with the beer……..It was more like a slow glide outta the house and technically not even sure if it was even hidden……My memory is a little fuzzy……lol
One last thing sir, If the parents leave the children up to play while they retire for the evening, isn’t it kinda the parents fault for leaving the children unsupervised? Just sayin……:)
Straight truth right there papa!!!! 🙂
Umm I can remind you that we did…1) a look out 2) someone ready to turn the light out fast and 3) the brave soul…who snuck in to get the beer lol..it was planned perfectly…I was quite impressed with our stealthiness 🙂
hmmm I like word 1…but did you really use fine in word 2!!!! and finally yes you finally got it correct in word 3
Ok…but papa…I CAN explain…kind of…I mean it was right there!!! and it’s ME!! Hello!!!!!! and besides nik said it was her idea (see the brat pack stories ) 🙂 thanks nik!!
Wait, what?
Ooh rolled the bus right over Nik…….ouch…..lol
Beep beep hehe 🙂
Rubber is evil sir and shaped as a heart just isn’t right…….lol
You are always missed 😉
Yeah post you’re pleading the fifth cause he won’t see that lmao
Yeah well I wouldn’t be pleading the 5th if you weren’t spilling all our secrets! lol But I’m smiling remembering now so its ok….
Dana paddle=hidden quite brilliantly :)…just sayin
When do we get to explain how you misunderstood the situation, Sir? I didn’t use but, fine or whatever. Does that mean you’ll listen to my defense?
hey Gigi- John here. I just wanted to let you know that since you’re not training with me anymore, you do not have to address me as Sir, but I appreciate the respect.
Cool.
Hmph!