Acid Flashback on Wheels

Hello lovelies,

You’re probably shaking your heads. Let me explain, and let me just say, a little love and some subbie hugs would really help, as I have a sad tale to tell. Very sad.

As you may or may not know, we have needed a new car for a while. Well, Bree has so I bought her the car she’s been wanting for a long time. It’s called a Smart Car. For those of you that don’t know what that is, let me ask you, have you ever seen Honey I Shrunk The Kids? If so, imagine Rick Moranis came to your house and zapped your car. That’s now a Smart Car. Its very cute and very very un-Dom like. I mean very-to-infinity un-Dom like.

Yet, I took it to get gas because Bree does not pump gas. White girls can’t pump lol. I’m still funny even in my misery. It did not help that, a too cool for school, black mustang cobra pulled in next to me. I felt like George Jetson, and Batman had just pulled up. The guy gave me a look that said it all and I had to restrain myself from picking up the car and putting it in the trash.

Cut to a few hours later when Bree asked me if I had checked the mail. I said “No.”

She said “Go check, my eyelashes shipped.”

Now I’m not saying I know a lot about women but I’m pretty sure UPS does not deliver eyelashes. So I said “huh?”

Then Bree said something that chilled me to the bone, and has caused nightmares ever since. “You know eyelashes for my new car!!!!”

I laughed. She didn’t, bad sign.

“Bree,” I said very calmly, “you’re kidding right?”

Well she was not kidding. Imagine you’re driving and a giant female cartoon lady bug pulls up behind you with eyelashes! I can just see this causing all the old hippies to have acid flashbacks and go running for cover.

You all know I love Bree. She’s cute, funny, smart, and really spankable, there are not many things I wouldn’t do for her but driving the lady bug with lashes is not one of them.

Are you feeling my pain?

I told Bree to start practicing because I’m not taking that acid flashback to the gas station, or anywhere else for that matter. This should not be happening to a dom. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggg.

Be good, or else…

SJ

14 thoughts on “Acid Flashback on Wheels

  1. Well, well,well I knew this was coming way before now, the eyelashes, I’m happy to say. So funny Sir. I pump my own gas but only because I couldn’t find a guy that did it right you see so I gave up. Now when I see a guy struggling at the pump I…. no I don’t help him I definitely laugh and ride away. I see your dilemma Sir but being that you have been able to master the pump unlike most guys I think it’s only right that you help your dear Bree and pump her gas. Just suck up that man/Dom pride and do the right thing Sir. Be good or else- they do make car tails to go on the back of the car IN PINK. Hehe.

    • I was considering pink angel wings on the side. Now, since I go out and work all the time, pumping gas is a way of showing appreciation, right? Yea. he better be good or else!

      • Pink wings sound great Bree. Oh yes pumping gas would be a great way to show appreciation, most definitely, or else.

  2. HAHAHAHA…. Thank you SJ for the laugh of the week (maybe even month)!! Can’t wait to see a pic… Bree… you just need to get a ‘skate-key’ for it next!! The mental image of Big, Bad, Dom going anywhere in the “toy” is priceless!!!

  3. OMG, I’m glad I already peed because I would have peed my pants for laughing so hard!! John, you are one amazing man and a keeper (I know Bree knows this too). And tell Bree if I can pump my own gas, she certainly can!!

  4. bree that seems the perfect punishment for sir j when he does some thing wrong u go all Dommie bree on him and get him to drive u around in Tonka car with eye lashes as they rule hugs Amy

  5. Squeee! Lashes arrived, were curled last night and are going on as soon as we get back and John washes my Tonka Toy! I’ll post pictures because she is just so CUTE!
    No one is feeling for him, right? Except the guys… and even then…
    LOVE YOU! B

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