I mean, seriously… What did Sir John expect me to do when I told him my hands were freezing? He was cuddling me and rubbing my back, but they were COLD. So I slid them underneath him. Just to warm them a bit. Ok, so they MIGHT have touched his bare skin, but geesh! Do you think that deserved a bb spanking? And Mr. Meanie went on and on until I finally said I was sorry and begged his forgiveness. To top if off, he thinks everyone loves him more than me on the blog now, so he is trying to gain support by sitting here and making me write this.
IT IS SO NOT FAIR!
Humprh.
Bree
I am sorry but it has to be said. Did you not see the post he wrote from this morning on how far saying it is not fair will get you. Because from my understanding not very far with him. LOL.
No but seriouslyI love your blog and books it has really helped me navigate my way through this world. I might just get the enough courage to email you all the questions I have and get your advice.
baby steps I guess
Oh Bree,all who suffer from cold hands should have a warm and loving person to warm them up! It’s definitely not fair to warm your bottom when you should have your hands warmed instead. I would think it would be darn difficult to mistake hands and bottom. Apperently not. You know you are the
Alpaha Subie and we love you most. Don’t let Sir Meanie tell you otherwise! And we love your blog.
Pft! That is the craziest thing I have ever heard of! Everyone knows that I am the most loved Hayse on the blog.
Nikki
I agree, so not fair. You needed hot tea or hot chocolate to sip and warm up your hands not a hot butt.
I don’t think being Mr. Meanie to poor (possibly) innocent Bree is going to get him much more love, although maybe he’s just going for the Dom votes? Besides I love everybody’s posts, and the whole blog!
Just bought Small Town Sass on Amazon! Too bad I’m at work and can’t read it though
Hope that helps your sore bottom a little bit.
Her name is Nikki – how cute!!
LOL, I love you guys. The Nikki in small town is a REAL person… And not our Nikki… In fact you guys know her as SassyChassy! She won the contest in December and this is HER story! Ill put up more info later.
Thank you soo much for the sympathy. Mr. mean Jeans isn’t buying into any of it, but we should keep trying, right? He told me this morning that HIS hands were cold and that warming MY bottom helped him. And that was alll that mattered. Grrrr. So NOT fair!
Def keep trying. Mittens or gloves for Mr. Mean Jeans (lol) could’ve helped.
Now I REALLY want to read it! I love true stories. Maybe we should all send Mr. Meanie a pair of gloves – haha!
Maybe a P.O. Box number could “accidentally” find its way on this site, hmmm?
Like in 125? Jamul, ca 91935? That kind of PO Box? I better not see any paddles being sent though!!!!! LOL. Now straps…. Mmmmm….
Hm, there went my master plan! On the other hand hubby took an instant liking to the “paddle” I bought in the countryside so I guess I’ll look for something else next time . and instead of buying one piece I’ll buy two. Lol
Humprf. Share the love, ladies! Chocolate good, paddles bad. Leather good, wood really bad. Canes and switches evil.
Did i mentioned chocolate? dark chocolate? caramel? mmmmm……